FenrirIIIGod's thicc juicy ass
gigastasioMoses: Lord, please give me a glimpse of your magnificence.
God: I will pass before you, but you must avert your eyes.
Moses: Why?
God: You can’t handle all this cake.
edgemaster72“And on the eighth day, God spontaneously created diabetes, because he was so caked up”
FiniteBanjoMichaelangelo gave them all thick juicy asses and a cardinal complained to the pope to make him paint clothes over all the people in heaven and hell.
Michaelangelo was so pissed he painted the cardinal in as King Minos at the gates of hell.
backalleycoyoteAccording to the Pope’s biographer, when the guy complained about his depiction the Pope said “My jurisdiction extends only to Heaven, not to Hell. In Hell you must remain.”
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 No hole tho. God has no need to poop.
SwedneckThere was already a bunch of art focused on his son around that time so the ninja turtle guy chose to show us the moon.
He may have rested on the seventh day, but every other day is leg day.
god having an ass implies he shits.
not just that, it implies god has a prostate and that he’d likely enjoy a good milking.
god at the dawn of creation
Is this another example of him hiding some disguised image, just as he hid a picture of the brain in the Adam And God painting?
