[ nsfw, not exactly #fcmerfarm but using the chars (hcxl would never let this happen), dubcon / viewable as noncon, tentacle sex plant / sex pollen, creampie kink ] something something wm noticing a new plant in the corner of the tank, at the edge of the kelp forest that looks familiar.

calls calamity over, then cr and gege and they all confirm that yes, that sure is a variety of tentacle plant that at full growth will put its tendrils up into the water with a sweet flavor and snag any mer that brushes by gege: mm, we probably should have this removed cr: ... must we?

gege: well, yes? san lang and dianxia wont have any idea what this is and might get -- calamity: is that not a perk? it is not as if the little princeling could tire the thing out gege: hmm wm: itd stuff san lang's mouth quiet for once gege: wuming thats not-- cr: gege i think we should keep it

anyway yadda yadda they think sl will be the first to get snagged and then it ends up being wm who calamity finds with a tendrils in both slits and his mouth, leaking a thick sweet oil into the water from every hole

its easy for a third party to release the trapped mer and calamity does, but not without a snort a little deriding between kissing the flavor out of wms mouth until its just his beloveds taste again and then dragging him back to the caves to help him "clean out"

then ofc others get caught (or pushed in), regularly enough that calamity starts making the area part of his tank rounds to rescue anyone "snagged" (either accidentally or on purpose; it lets go after a few hours but its still safer to make sure no ones there for too long)

this is 100% enrichment for them, since it only ever grabs one party and the other can watch or join in (please feel free to reply with your own match ups)

YELLING them just... finding it and being like "hmm. new pet sex plant" is SO FUNNY i love this (how did u know i was just considering "we should get sex pollen trope in the mer farm" the other day? same brain!!)

also ughaghaog [definitely leaning noncon now] even if san lang isn't the first i NEED him to miss the incident where it gets wuming and be TOTALLY hentai-manga/svsss-pidw "what's this???" got by it........... the distress fading into the classic too-horny-to-worry about it,,,,,

he'd be SUCH a pretty show for whoever found him,,,, (hopefully sooner than later, for his sake,,,)

100% i had hentai style fuck nasty tentacles on san lang in my brain that just wouldnt stop and i was like "... ok how do i rationalize this mer with a mouthful of cum adjacent water-okay goop and blissed out about it???"

> NEED him to miss the incident where it gets wuming OH EVERYONE MISSES IT calamity was just Looking for his mate and found him in a Predicament (tm) but he's keeping it to himself because one, wuming is His and knows Not to go over there without calamity and two, he also thinks sls mouth +

getting stuffed to keep him quiet would be very very fun to witness mmmnnn its aphrodisiac and numbing too which is actually! crazy good for gege and calamitys aches (and xls too, but he needs to be careful since it likes to operate underwater) they kept the plant for more than just the sex!!!

gege would know how to snip a tendril / milk it and then dilute it to make creams that they keep to the farm only anyways enough rationalizing this, san lang needs to get hentai tentacle'd in the kelp forest

WRECK !! THAT !! TWINK !!!!!!