Doctor: I’ll be delivering the baby.

Patient: Actually, I’d like the baby to keep their liver.

@dgar

“Stand and deliver!”

“You mean I have to pay for a chair?”

@dgar yum...bebe foie gras 🤤
@dgar
Doctor Lecter: But what am I going to do with all these fava beans?
@dgar
Taking the storks living job?
Just when they started to experiment dropping parcels to ease delivery delays?