If you ever see a Kalshi market embedded into my Threads post, that is how you will know I have been kidnapped

RE: https://www.threads.com/@techcrunch/post/DVuMBZHgaNr

It’s not thattttt fancy 😅 what do you think about links that have timers/reminder notifs?

RE: https://www.threads.com/@pcottle/post/DVuFOlDFUjG

as long as I am not inadvertently promoting gambling on the war in Iran it should be fine

@crumbler I mean what are the odds of you ever being kidnapped?

Seriously, what are the odds