You'll have to kill me first. No way in good Satan's Hell will pedophiles put their software on my computer. Eat dick bitch.

https://lemmy.world/post/44088547

So, like, my internet-connected lightbulbs have to verify my age, too?
Insert into orifice
Will it light up if I’m an adult? Brb, research.
Hear that? That’s the sound of millions of ER doctors and nurses screaming in despair.
Dr. Cox: I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

A great memorable quote from the Scrubs movie on Quotes.net - Dr. Cox: I don't know what to tell you, there, Bobbo. Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.

Well deserved upvote!

internet-connected lightbulbs