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Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables

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Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables

Taken from a post on [[email protected]](https://lemmy.world/c/microblogmemes) by [@[email protected]](https://piefed.world/u/neg…

Mar 10 at 8:43pmWeb
Show threadalekwithakMar 10
What are you doing? They’re goosed, okay?!
Show threadSoulphiteMar 10
Guys will hump anything.
Show threadJo MiranMar 10
It’s been a while since I have seen a post has fit this community so well.
Show threadApeNo1Mar 10
Cue the Black Eyed Peas …
Show threadraman_klogiusMar 10
First the skiers and now this… And they don’t even go that fast smh my head 😮‍💨
Show threadHowAbt2dayMar 10
Hump Plumper is a low key insult or props. The tone and context are key.
Show threadrhythmisaprancerMar 11
Hump plumping sounds like part of a job description for a fluffer!
Show threadtoomanypancakesMar 10
Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They’re hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.
Show threadTownMar 11
Did you know the biomass of farmed mammals is 30 times greater than wild mammals? Our industrialized suffering is enormous.
Show threadShinkanTrainMar 11
Now remember that child pageants exist.
Show threadNottaLottaOcelotMar 11
From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 11
Don’t forget “driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings.”
Show threadwhimsyMar 11
What the heck! Which documentary was this?
Show threadblarg_dunsenMar 11
The “Family Friendly” Disney documentary from the 1950’s.
Show threadkazernielMar 11
found it on wiki: White Wilderness
Show threadwhimsyMar 11
Oh interesting! Thanks for the link!
Show threadxx3rawrMar 11

Wikipedia recently picked me this article to rabbithole. These bots are supposed to replace child slaves because the usual adult camel riders just doesn’t tickle the same, huh

Show threadquick_snailMar 11
The slave is under the robot
Show threadsaltescMar 10
Fuck we’re weird.
Show threadparaphrandMar 10
The one thing you can rely on humans to be.
Show threadundefinedMar 11
What is it about our species that we can’t just keep to ourselves? Was the “pageant” really necessary in the first place?
Show threadLogicalDrivelMar 11
My humps my humps, my lovely camel lumps.
Show threaddan69Mar 11
I only clicked here just to make sure this comment got posted.
Show threadhemmettiMar 11
Best hump plumbs! Hump hump!
Show threadSaveTheTuaHawkMar 11
those camels could ski jump 10m further.
Show threadTwilitSkyMar 11
Finally, some news I can use.
Show threadquick_snailMar 11
Jesus, those poor animals
Show threadFedizenMar 11
Beauty pageants are a scourge
Show threadmghackerladyMar 11
I-What?