Trump Warns Iran Against Laying Mines in the Strait of Hormuz

https://lemmy.today/post/49080831

Wakes up and says he’s going to hit Iran 20 times harder today.

Finds out about mines and says… he’s going to hit Iran super duper hard.

You might want to save some room throughout the day for escalation you fucking moron.

He still has room for “super duper MEGA hard” and “Super Extreme Mega hard”
Douchebag Z.
This isn’t even his final form.