Rebecca HeberleinMar 10
Pavel A. Samsonov

Today is MAR 10, aka Mario day. It is also extremely close to the spring equinox.

This implies a cycle of Wario Day (fall equinox), Luigi Day (summer solstice), and Waluigi Day (winter solstice).

Luigi's height and generosity represents the wheat stalk; when we feast upon the harvest we embody Wario's girth and greed.

Waluigi stands for the lean times that come during winter. As the snows melt he is replaced by Mario, whose plumber nature blesses the fixing of pipes that burst from the cold.

Mar 10 at 4:56pmWeb
Show threaddonutage (Bill Cole)Mar 10
@PavelASamsonov I accept this cosmology.
Show threadOwl EyesMar 10
@PavelASamsonov may your spring solstice eggs contain Yoshis, as opposed to cheap chocolate
Show threadLorxusMar 10
@PavelASamsonov @qualia Yeah I can work that into my belief system.
Show threadᴮᵉⁿ ᴿᵒʸᶜᵉVOTE IN THE PRIMARIESMar 10
@PavelASamsonov 🙏
Show threadBrandon RohrerMar 10
@PavelASamsonov so say we all
Show threadMister ShadeMar 10
@PavelASamsonov I respect those who continue to honor Luigi Day and have rejected calls to rename it following the character’s canonical death in Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Show threadPavel A. SamsonovMar 10
@mister_shade02X2 Luigi lived, Luigi lives, Luigi will live on
Show threadgallaugherMar 10
@PavelASamsonov brilliant.
Show threaddmi 💽 Mar 10
@PavelASamsonov “extremely close” it’s 10 days from now, i think “extremely” is pushing it
Show threadIdren AnwellMar 10
@PavelASamsonov what happens on wario day though?
Show threadPavel A. SamsonovMar 10
@idren On Wario day we play Warioware
Show threadMintyFriesMar 10
@PavelASamsonov I shall now call it WAHnter.