Don't mind me; I'm just going to lie here and die of preventable causes, because the alternative requires making a phone call.
@alice If the medical system would actually join the 21st century and allow people to email/text instead of calling, it would solve so many issues.
It’s one of the last places that also insists on faxing documents.
And yet every medical clinic where I’ve tried to become a new patient only takes online applications. BS double-standard.

@stephaniepixie @alice I love filling out registration forms online, then again on paper when I arrive early, except they want 12 pages and an essay, and then they come out and they're like "it's fine, you don't need to finish".

You can't convince me anyone actually looks over anything beyond my name and phone number.

@theorangetheme Yes! The double form filling is infuriating.
@stephaniepixie @theorangetheme tbh, I'd rather fill out a form fifty times if it'd save me from a phone call.

@theorangetheme @stephaniepixie @alice

They definitely check your insurance info