Maverynthia🌱Mar 10

Hearing there were feeeeemale Draconians that needed male draconians to protect them.. when like.. the point of a Draconian was to be a super soldier.

Also that we needed female draconians. Cuz it's always "we made some slave trooper that's male" and then women are created to serve the sexual needs of these men and not like.. for any other purpose.

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@Maverynthia One of my headcanons for Forgotten Realms (D&D) kobolds is that they are actually the result of a supersoldier experiment that the dragons are terrified of getting out of hand because it turns out that thousands of little bastards armed with spite and magic and traps who can subsist on dirt and rocks and breed fast enough to make a rabbit blush will absolutely wipe the floor with high maintenance big badasses.
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Show threadikanzMar 10

@Maverynthia

Like, whoever came up with the lore for kobold reproduction didn't really appreciate exponential growth XD

So my thought is that any wise, intelligent dragon takes a look at this and realizes that if kobolds are managing to even survive right now, any force multiplier of kobold magical or technological advancement means that Toril is KoboldWorld within a few decades.

Show threadMaverynthia🌱Mar 10

@ikanz

I wonder if they have debated on making them smarter so they aren't just blowing everything up, including themselves. Like Goblins, but better/worse