Conservatives are more afraid of everything, and respond in anger. How the fuck is that “better”?
Depends on who supplies their dope.
Those are “manly” emotions! But also don’t forget that we are better for running countries because we’re so calm and cool.

How the fuck is [being scared and angry] “better”?

Through the power of sarcasm.

One could frame this as “Leftists are more naive and reckless, while Conservatives are cautious”. I wouldn’t, but I can see someone make that argument.