spaf

Phew!

I was worried that 6 days on only 4 hours sleep per night might be a problem, but the voices from the toaster and the coffee maker tell me otherwise. The big purple hamsters floating near the ceiling also assure me I'm fine.

Mar 10 at 3:39pmWeb
Show threadchronophageMar 10
@spaf voices from the toaster is the beginning of your journey. Though they speak in anagrams, heed their wisdom. For at some point the fridge will reveal itself as a portal to a different plane of existence and the guidance of the hamsters and toaster will prove prescient and valuable. Do not trust the coffee maker, he lies . He lies to tempt you into perdition to earn his own salvation.
Show threadObot 50549535Mar 10
@spaf
ǝuᴉɟ ǝɹ,no⅄