kink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
[ #fcmerfarm, flower crown mer farm au ] ok im going to make a definitive list of how long i think each mer is in comparison to one another and the humans

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from shortest to taller we have: 1. xie lian (he never stood a chance, sorry dude) (175cm) 2. hua cheng (190cm) 3. san lang. ONLY because hes younger than most of the pod (aside from dianxia). he Will get longer!! 4. calamity. done growing. hes barely bigger than san lang tbh, hes kinda small :(
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5. dianxia. he Will get a little longer but not much more, he'll max out around geges length 6. gege. done growing. 7. wuming. is still growing :) 8. crimson rain. loooong boy. might also continue growing, slowly but enough to notice that each year he gets a little more cramped in certain tanks
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Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
i am not assigning actual lengths to them because ill underestimate them terribly and its easier for me to just play off vibes i think?? but if someone wants to estimate / make guesses im totally down for it
Show threadsaoMar 10
oOOHHH LITTLE CALAMITY,,,, also eeehhhh numbers are a trap this works great! x'''D comparisons are more important for general writing/drawing anyway !
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
HES JUST A LIL UNDERSIZED!! the struggle of not getting a good diet during key points of growth :((( the day he realizes san lang has finally gotten longer than him he narrows his eyes and slinks off to sulk in the cave (never mind that hes still like, 7ft+ long or something fjjfnfjf)
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
sl @ what did i do NOW i didnt even open my mouth gege, swimming a circle around sl, floating up beside him and smiling: mm, no love, i think youve grown
Show threadsaoMar 10
ohhhh something something the bettafish-based dominance displays for the merlian lines.... dianxia does them kinda naturally and like, not meaning them very hard? but calamity having to hold himself back from doing that to san lang seriously after this bc. he KNOWS that would be childish x'D
Show threadsaoMar 10
and make him look like he feels threatened x'''D ALSO OMG wuming who USED to be roughly calamity's same size when they knew each other in the wild but grew while they were separated so him being !~!!!! bigger than him now! at the farm! was uH! calamity felt some kinda way about THAT
Show threadsaoMar 10
(NOT threatened. in that case ;3 hehheheh. also wuming reacts to dominance displays from calamity like they are a mating display anyway x'''D )
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
hhrhrngggg yyeeessssss its impressive wm still grew in the conditions he was in but also thats just how his species line works. he might not look it but hes more closely related to cr than to sl and he will Grow. calamity not used to wms new size so when he sees / feels the mer coming down the +
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
cave tunnels, if hes half asleep he thinks its someone else sometimes and goes on the attack / threat display and wm bares his throat gills without even a second thought until calamity wakes up more to realize what hes doing and tiredly rub at his eyes and kiss the gills once in apology
Show threadsaoMar 10
hHGHG:GH wuming simply dies every time. his fierce dangerous beloved... contrasted with the sweet affection just for him....... wm curling up with sleepy calamity now very horny,,,,,,
Show threadsaoMar 10
(hhh something something how do we feel abt somno or adjacent in this situation x''D)
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
SLAMS HANDS DOWN I FUCK WITH SOMNO CONSTANTLY IN EVERYTHING ITS AN ALL AUS KINK FOR ME
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
[ eggpreg / pregnancy / mpreg, calamity and wms fry ] hrnrnrghh the amount of times calamity does this while carrying their egg makes wm So Stupid Happy. his mate is so protective of their space, of what will be their child, even though its literally only the two of them in the tank together,,, ;-;

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Show threadsaoMar 10
thinking abt. how egg-carrying is such a protective thing in general 'cause it's not totally necessary.... the most doting parents ever. keeping the egg incubated all warm and cozy so it can grow in perfect safety....
Show threadsaoMar 10
all of the pod coming together to give that baby the kind of childhood none of them had or some even thought could exist,,, i'm crying,,,
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YAYAYAY OK ANYWAY. wm, having now submitted to calamity and been kissed and his tentacles are OUT but calamity is.... so warm and soft and out of it enough to mistake wuming... he can't keep him up,,, so he's just holding him and working himself up...
Show threadsaoMar 10
tentacles twining up with each other (and wm's are. VERY effective for self-stimulation.... all those sensitive nubs that can grab at each other? hoo boy), reaching down to try to adjust them but they're seeking calamity calamity reacting to the smell of wm's arousal in his asleep/half asleep state
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and then wm is getting a hit of CALAMITY's arousal to spur him on..... poor mer is either gonna have to make himself come all over them both or,,, accidentally slip into one of calamity's now-ready slits.... (depending on what position they're cuddling in >3c )
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hhhHHEHEHEHEHE hnnnngnggg wm is still always the one whos the big spoon because he cant get his spines out again for a bit and ourghrrh,,, calamity rolling further onto his front and angling in his sleep, pulling the arm wm has around him closer mostly asleep calamity making the quietest, softest +
Show threadkink fish ((deb))stribution system 𓆝Mar 10
half chirp and even if wm wanted to stop he cant anymore and his primary is going into calamitys backslit regardless while the auxiliaries are rubbing their nubs against the sides of it to stimulate, as if to make sure wm doesnt need to move and possibly wake a'yue up to finish in him
Show threadsaoMar 10
oOUGHHF,,, calamity waking up full of wm and Very Horny bc wuming was all wrung out and not sure if/how to get him off reciprocally in his sleep,,,,
Show threadsaoMar 10
also distracted by thinking abt spine removal... if getting the spines out is just like pulling a regrowing tooth (but rooted in the. uh. spine (lmao) instead of the jaw...) so it's not a TERRIBLY invasive procedure but yeah u gotta let them regrow. before u pull again,,,,
Show threadsaoMar 10
but even if wm can't be traditional little spoon while they're in regrowth cycle being underwater means they could just buoy themselves a little and sleep face-to-face,,, hugging,,, or blanket-style one on top of the other,,, 🥹