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Looking for vibe coder with vibe management skills

https://lemmings.world/post/42505437

Mar 10 at 2:15pmWeb
Show threadbitjunkieMar 10
“Prompt engineer” is a legitimate profession to people who think “how fast you can type Python” is what determines the skill level of an actual programmer.
Show threadWindex007Mar 10

When people type 70wpm andit it requires thier full attention, it seems intuitive that this is a bottleneck. I just don’t believe that’s the typical state of affairs for most devs. Most management, sure.

I’m not saying there aren’t some code that get written that is braindead simple and have a lot of keystrokes (builders come to mind) but modern IDEs will generate them for you. We already had a plethora of deterministic code generation tools at our fingertips.

Show threadpsudMar 12

When you can type at 70wpm you can only do that when you’re copying text or taking dictation, maybe at double speed. Detailed thought doesn’t come at even 20wpm

I learnt to touch type quickly, the only thing I type at that speed now is my passphrases

Show threadgerryflapMar 11

For real. I type like a boomer, but I never had any problems at uni or work (as a developer). It’s not about how fast you’re typing but what you’re typing. And any good developer generally spends more time thinking or testing than typing.

Bur bad managers can’t accept this, they need dumb metrics like typing speed, added lines of code, useless certificates, etc

Show threadmeme_historianMar 10

“You must be able to read code faster than you write it, spotting hallucinations, security vulnerabilities, and logic errors instantly.”

I’ve seldomly come across a more delusional statement…

Show threadexuMar 10
Reading: yes Comprehending: no
Show threadAlphaOmegaMar 10
I just spotted the first logic error.
Show threadbestboyfriendintheworldMar 10
This is written like an AI prompt.
Show threadluciferofastoraMar 11
Remember to tell it not to put any bugs in its output! That’s sure to help.
Show threadbestboyfriendintheworldMar 11
It does help weirdly enough. At least I think so.
Show threadStellarSt0rmMar 11
I think the text is AI generated, “you will not be writing code; you will be orchestrating it”, literally “its not x - its y” but written a little differently.
Show threadAvicennaMar 10
“You don’t need to know how to code but you must be able to spot code bugs at the speed of thought”
Show threadRamRabbitMar 11
Understanding the intricacies of someone else’s code takes longer than writing code yourself. Good luck to this company!
Show threadOpisekMar 10
As a cybersecurity researcher, I see this as an absolute win.
Show threadnailingjelloMar 10
Success is the only possible outcome.
Show threadrockSlayerMar 10
Vibe coding will secure your job for years to come. Congrats on the job security
Show threadWhelks_chanceMar 10
Strongly reconsidering respecing my career into this. But there’s a risk it’ll just become “some junior with Dunning Kruger vibe coded this shite, now you have to fix it”
Show threadpsudMar 12
If you were assessing a company you would give them your report at the end and leave. It’s their problem to fix it
Show threadmelfieMar 10

vibe management skills

🤣

Show threaddrreMar 10
Name and shame them. Who are they? just that we can about their “services”
Show threaddrreMar 10

found the add. company is called nnamu.

career menu links to this

beroe-inc.jobs.personio.de/job/2540486

AI-Native Senior Software Engineer (Vibe Coder) | Jobs at Beroe x nnamu GmbH

At Beroe x nnamu GmbH, we are committed to empowering procurement teams to make informed, strategic decisions that drive real impact. By integrating AI and game theory, our Software as a Service (SaaS) platform, nnamu.negotiations, delivers a groundbreaking approach to complex, yet autonomous negotiations.    nnamu.negotiations delivers additional total-value-of-ownership savings efficiently and effectively for buyers with no prior knowledge of game theory required. By combining our world class proprietary AI with an unmatched, unique database of over EUR 400bn actual game theory project data we help clients uncover incremental value in their negotiations, driving outcomes that were previously out of reach.    Beroe x nnamu GmbH is now a Beroe, Inc. group entity. Beroe is a global leader in procurement intelligence. Beroe has been on procurement’s leading edge since the company’s founding in 2006, bringing a world of insights forward. The unique combination of Beroe’s expertise, AI tools, and vast amounts of reliable data enable organizations to make smarter, faster, better procurement decisions. Not tomorrow, not today, but now. Selected by ProcureTech as one of the “most pioneering Analytics, Data and Intelligence solutions in 2024”, Beroe helps thousands of organizations sift through the data noise, mitigate risk, face fewer surprises, and ultimately gain a competitive edge.  With nnamu’s cutting-edge AI and Beroe’s trusted market intelligence, we are unlocking game-changing possibilities for procurement teams worldwide   The Challenge We are Solving   Despite the proven potential of game theory to enhance negotiation outcomes significantly – potentially unlocking an incremental USD 1 Trillion of value – its application in business negotiations remains rare, inconsistent, and hard to scale. This gap presents a vast opportunity but also a challenge that many companies have yet to overcome. Beroe x nnamu GmbH is pioneering the use of AI-powered game theory to make complex negotiation strategies accessible, scalable, and incredibly effective for organizations worldwide.

Show threaddependencyinjectionMar 10
32 hours over 4 days and 24 days paid vacation. It’s an hour less than my job I might do it.
Show threadentwineMar 10
Apply, get the job, then just have an AI agent do all the work for you
Show threadfrischkaesbagettMar 11
It is required to mention your LinkedIn account for applying.
Show threadaaaaaaaaarghMar 10

Act as the rigorous gatekeeper for AIgenerated code.

Well, in a way I’m already doing this.

Show threadfubarxMar 10
Minimum 15 years of experience.
Show threadchocratesMar 10

We are all in on AI at work finally. I want to keep my job so I guess I have to stop being a Luddite.

I am mortgaging my career though. Letting AI do the work saps my problem solving skills and I lose what I have spent my whole career building.

Show threaddefinitemaybeMar 11
Oh, I very much doubt it. AI just introduces lots of new kinds of problems to solve.
Show threadpewpewMar 10
This company wants to fail in record time
Show threadthedeadwalking4242Mar 10
I wish the Internet never existed so I wouldn’t have to see opinions like these
Show threaddejected_warp_coreMar 10
I’ll give it a shot, but I must be able to use my laptop to vibe-interview.
Show threadSavvyWolfMar 11
Vibe management? Is that what they mean by “edge” computing?
Show threadHupfMar 11
Don’t mind me, boss - I’m just vibin’ on the edge.
Compiling

xkcd
Show threadorenjMar 11
“vibe” coding? “vibe” management? Hows about you go stick a "vibe"rator up your ass
Show threadreabsorbthelightMar 12
It’s amazing to me because half of this vibe coded shit is just regurgitated open source code. You can literally just install an open source tool and it will do half of the work for you … Or you can vive code a substantially worse copy of the open source project
Show threadNaraukoMar 13
Reading that both made me dumber just by its existence and made me throw up a little in my mouth.