Holy unfortunate implications, Batman! This guy is a rock whose favourite snack is other rocks.
And he's one of the good guys!
Pulver Eyes - Rock Lords (1986)
Holy unfortunate implications, Batman! This guy is a rock whose favourite snack is other rocks.
And he's one of the good guys!
Pulver Eyes - Rock Lords (1986)

Copyright, Terry Bisson, 1991 Originally published in OMNI, 1991, and featured in HARPER’S and around the internet since. It has even made its way into several books on consciousness and brain science. I’m surprised, pleased, and proud. But please do not reprint, perform, alter or adapt in any way without first checking with the author. Thanks.