I live in NYC and no one is actually pushing to get rid of Columbus Circle.
otoh, Trump has a Building right on Columbus Circle, so maybe we should ask Mamdani to rename it Obama Circle.
Meanwhile, Amerigo Vespucci, America’s namesake:
That’s the part of the story I can find funny. Columbus made four trips to the New World, set up colonies, and explored. He never set foot on the American mainland but he saw it with his own eyes, sailing up and down the Mexican coast looking for the Singapore Straight, which he obviously never found because it was busy being on the other side of the planet. He went to his deathbed believing he’d visited Asia. It wasn’t until Mr. Vespucci made it all the way to Argentina before going “Dudes…there’s no fucking way we’re in the Philippines. There isn’t a landmass thousands of miles long in the Philippines.”
And he was right, which is why AMERICA! FUCK YEA!
I’ve only driven through Columbus Ohio once via highway, so I don’t have a complete picture of it, but all I remember about it is it had the worst highway layout of any I’ve experienced, and it had the ugliest, most souless corporate signage along the road that I’ve ever seen as well.
I also stopped to get some fast food, and immediately had a couple people loudly mock me for wearing a mask after I let them ahead of me while I was looking at the menu.
The place just left me with really bad vibes, honestly.
I lived there for a time and love it for what it is. I’ve had many a fun night in the old north and occasionally was able to afford some time in the short north. I love their main library and to this day one two three of my favorite bars of all time is there. Hell I got married at their lesbian bar. They’ve also got/had some other awesome and unique stuff in some alternative scenes.
But yeah, it ain’t a pretty city outside certain parts. They hid one of their rivers, the city is dominated by the highways, they’ve got abysmal public transit, and large portions of the city have strip mall feel. But also night time bike rides through the city with a group felt magical.
And yeah they’ve got some shitty folks but plenty of places do. I guess I partly love it because I had to work hard to get there from even worse parts of Ohio.
I’ve seen a lot of far-fetched arguments over the years, but I’ve never seen anyone tie together mercantilism and seatbelts.
I have to say I do like the cut of your jib, sir.