𝐿𝒢𝓃𝒢 "not yet begun to fight"Mar 9

Let me predict the future for you:

- Oil stays above $100/barrel for a few days
- Trump panics as his poll numbers continue to drop
- Trump claims military victory via insane, rambling 2am Truth Social rant
- U.S. troops withdraw from Iran
- Mysterious day-old accounts somehow predict the exact day on Polymarket and make millions
- Israel is left holding the bag in a forever war with Iran which your tax dollars continue to fund
- Ayatollah's son gets a 40 year reign courtesy of your tax dollars
- Trump and Hegseth bomb Cuba next
- Trump starts claiming he "ended 9 wars" now

Show threadKristen

@Lana Sounds about right.

But a girl can dream, right? Maybe there's a massive stroke, a violent fall down stairs or out a window, a heart attack or *other* excruciatingly painful and fatal mishap on the cancerous piece of shit masquerading as our president. It would be the one silver lining on this shitty cloud. Fingers crossed.

Mar 10 at 12:53pmWeb