Mastodawn

People in meetings are always telling you that they are “conscious of time” as if that makes them special.

I’m conscious of time *and* space *and* smells, mate, but I don’t go on about it, and you should consider yourself lucky about that last one.

@Nickiquote and starting meetings saying "without further ado"

Why are you talking like that? You are a middle manager from New Jersey not a Victorian theatrical impresario

@blueorangeblue @Nickiquote worse: without further adieu.

It makes my teeth hurt.

@greem @blueorangeblue @Nickiquote Even better: "I hate long goodbyes too" and walk out yourself.