NickPeople in meetings are always telling you that they are “conscious of time” as if that makes them special.
I’m conscious of time *and* space *and* smells, mate, but I don’t go on about it, and you should consider yourself lucky about that last one.
blueorangeblue@Nickiquote and starting meetings saying "without further ado"
Why are you talking like that? You are a middle manager from New Jersey not a Victorian theatrical impresario
Vrtxd@blueorangeblue @Nickiquote replying to "without further ado" with "omg you are absolutely right boss we really should cut the bullshit already" 🤌
"Yes, and if no one has any objections to recording this meeting, please put your hands together for Bob from finance with Cuddles the Monkey performing amazing feats of ventriloquism!"