People in meetings are always telling you that they are “conscious of time” as if that makes them special.

I’m conscious of time *and* space *and* smells, mate, but I don’t go on about it, and you should consider yourself lucky about that last one.

A lot of people speak by just assembling clichés, and I suppose it’s normal, but once you notice it, it can start to make your brain itch. A staff member in Tesco earlier noting that people “do utilise the baby changing area”.

It’s genuinely one of the best things about The Big Lebowski, though, how he picks up phrases and uses them, sometimes inappropriately.

@Nickiquote I like the “In this meeting there are no bad ideas”.