Having a laser stuck up your dick-hole does not give your penis super laser powers, as anyone who’s had a kidney stone surgically removed will tell you.
@jpm I have to say that having had something related done for medical reasons some years ago, also means you find that pissing afterwards is distinctly uncomfortable for a day or so…
@stufromoz especially if the urologist tears your urethra in the process

@jpm <shudder>

Mine was checking for unexplained blood. Bladder is fine. Still get blood in my urine. (It’s been there for years but multiple tests have found nothing)