Dodge Ram truck is illegally parked on Bryant Ave S protected bikelane, Minneapolis.

https://feddit.uk/post/45530647

Sure would be expensive for them to replace that set of tires because the sidewalls blew out for some reason

Take off the valve stem cap, place a small pebble in the cap, screw it on so that it slowly deflates.

If you’re very enterprising you could bring you own caps with a BB superglued to the inside.

Another option is a valve key. It’s easy to unscrew those valves.
a common tool carried on a bike.