so I guess I'm upgrading to 1.38.7 first

a version so old that wikimedia doesn't show it on the download page anymore, just tells you to upgrade

I'M TRYING

ahh:

$wgGroupPermissions['*']['createaccount'] = false;
$wgGroupPermissions['*']['edit'] = false;

@TerrorBite oh yeah I can see how that'd easily be a whole thing.

I just needed one account so I made one with a random password in my manager, rather than deal with the existing stuff

@foone Browsers see every subdomain in my network as one big website, so the built in password managers will only save one password for everything. So I said fuck it, might as well actually have one password for everything.

I'm not aware of any way to tell Firefox to add additional entries to its internal copy of the Public Suffix List