Dr. WeskerHow many times a year do you wash your jeans?
dragon-donkey3374I only wash them when I shit myself.
Damn. okay.
Hey, you asked the question.
Seriously, jeans can go a while between washes, as long as you change your underwear daily.
Which brings us to the next question:
How often do y’all change your underbritches?
I own no underwear.
So you apply the pee and poo leftovers directly to the pants?
Uhhhhhh, I think you’re using the bathroom wrong…shouldn’t be any leftovers. It’s not Thanksgiving.