Natasha 
🇪🇺There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
Whose limericks stopped at line two
Random Damage 🌻There once was a lass from Verdun
Michael BaconThere once was a man from Manchu
Who tried to write a haiku
But he
blurk@MichaelTBacon @Natasha_Jay To convey one’s mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic
(Credit: John Cooper-Clarke)
Fritz leck Eier 🎗️@Natasha_Jay mansplain another man could
and told the Peruvian, he should
continue too write the rest too.
and told the Peruvian, he should
continue too write the rest too.
sabik@Natasha_Jay
A mosquito was heard to complain
That the chemists have poisoned her brain
The cause of her sorrow
Was para-D
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@Natasha_Jay
A dozen, a gross and a score
Plus 3 times the square root of 4
Divide it by 7
Add 5 times 11
It's 9 squared and not a bit more
Leah
Stefan Eissing@Natasha_Jay
But then he met his wife
armed with a knife
who said, don‘t stop me now!
I‘m having such a good time!
Good Time!
I‘m having a ball!
And they lived together happily, too.
But then he met his wife
armed with a knife
who said, don‘t stop me now!
I‘m having such a good time!
Good Time!
I‘m having a ball!
And they lived together happily, too.
NormanDunbar@Natasha_Jay There was a young man from Dundee.
Who was stung on the arm by a bee.
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No it doesn't!"
"It can do it again if it wants!"
There was a young man from Japan.
He wrote limericks that never would scan.
When he was asked why.
He said, in reply.
It's because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can.
😉
A decrepit old gas man named Peter
Went hunting about for the meter
Struck a leak with his light
He arose out of sight
And as anyone can see by reading this, he also destroyed the meter.
Koochulainn@MichaelTBacon @NormanDunbar @Natasha_Jay
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door "Please don't spit on the floor"
So he stood up, and spat on the ceiling
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door "Please don't spit on the floor"
So he stood up, and spat on the ceiling
Scotty@MichaelTBacon @NormanDunbar @Natasha_Jay
There was a young man from Dundee
Who went for a swim in the sea
Along came a shark and bit off his balls
Hickory Dickory Dock
There was a young man from Dundee
Who went for a swim in the sea
Along came a shark and bit off his balls
Hickory Dickory Dock
Josh 
Oh come on now, you can’t
Leave us hanging like that
Some day it could happen to you.
Furbland's Very Cool Mastodon™@Natasha_Jay this made me chuckle, good job /gen
StenThere was a young man from China
Who wrote poems; none were finer
But they did end suddenly
Acroamatis 🇨🇦There was a young man from the sticks
Whose limericks' lines numbered six
His meter would jive
'til the end of line five
Then a problem he never could fix
Was the fact that he had more to say after the final rhyme.
Not The LBC Guy@Natasha_Jay There once was a man called Charles Mingus
Who flew twice a week on Aer Lingus
For his young gaelic fancy
Lived in Ardmaclancy
But she would only let him hold her hand.
Who flew twice a week on Aer Lingus
For his young gaelic fancy
Lived in Ardmaclancy
But she would only let him hold her hand.
Stargeezer Smith
Joe W
Anthony@Natasha_Jay
Then some bloke arrives
says "Well actually, I..."
and you try not to run him right through.
Then some bloke arrives
says "Well actually, I..."
and you try not to run him right through.
Sebiturbo@Natasha_Jay
An alergic old lady from Bree
Who sadly got stung by a bee
Couldn't breathe no more
So she died at line four
This was harder than I thought
4 a German native speaker
Electric Keet, SN76489 enjoyer@Natasha_Jay
There once was a man from Verdun
There once was a man from Verdun