Astrobach Mar 9

The media is such a wiener for Elon Musk.

The dude will say baseless nonsense like "in ten years every one will have telekinesis" and it'll be a headline with no skepticism.

Besides being an actual Nazi, he also has been wrong about everything for a decade. We aren't on mars, the hyperloop is a single-lane tunnel in one city, AI is still broken, and DOGE somehow added cost while reducing services.

He's an idiot. Stop quoting him like anything he says is meaningful.

Show threadrainynight65
@rorystarr Not to mention Full Self Driving in Teslas, which has been arriving (checks watch) any minute now for the past five years at least.
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Show threadAstrobach Mar 9
@rainynight65 Didn't they give it a major test with their own Waymo-style taxi service in Texas and the result was so catastrophic that the county was like "remove them before we sue you"?
Show threadArgonelMar 10
@rainynight65 @rorystarr it's been just around the corner within the next 1-3 years since 2013. There is a demographic of people who paid for it and no longer have the cars that it would apply to.
Show threadAaronMar 10
@rainynight65 @rorystarr ... to the point there's a Wikipedia "List of" style page about that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_predictions_for_autonomous_Tesla_vehicles_by_Elon_Musk
List of predictions for autonomous Tesla vehicles by Elon Musk - Wikipedia

Show threadrainynight65Mar 10
@aaron @rorystarr LOL, that's basically just the same prediction repeated ad nauseam with small tweaks and updates...
Show threadOrb 2069Mar 10

@rainynight65

https://electrek.co/2026/03/09/tesla-fsd-drives-through-railroad-crossing-barriers-viral-video/

@rorystarr

Tesla ‘Full Self-Driving’ drives through railroad crossing barriers in viral video

A viral video shows a Tesla Model 3 on 'Full Self-Driving' driving straight through railroad crossing barriers in LA — as NHTSA's data deadline hits today.

Electrek