RE: https://retro.pizza/@trixter/116173141616485919
Must… fight it…
RE: https://retro.pizza/@trixter/116173141616485919
Must… fight it…
Gamers will literally be like “look at my precious blorbo” and it’s a Ditto that looks like a human.
When your Boomer Dad calls you for help.
I don't want to be at work, I want to be hanging out with my Poke-buddies. :(
Once again I have to stop cosplaying a normal human to help my Pokebuddies so I can cosplay a normal human to go to work. :(
I need someone to explain to my boss that my Poké-buddies need me.
This is my life now, this is where I live.
I feel like being a Ditto who is trying to cargo-cult their way to humanity fits my habit of constantly picking up random junk in video games. Like “yes a dresser I’ll be taking this oh hey a chair yep yep need that”
The best, most glowing praise I can give Pokémon Pokopia is that it makes me forget to touch my phone.