all your heroes
Mr. Rogers no!
I’m deeply hurt at finding out the truth of Bob Ross as well.

Bob Ross never did a genocide, though.

He was a serial killer. All those murder cabins he painted were places he burned down with his victims inside after ripping them apart with his bare hands like a chimp on too much Xanax.

Coworker of mine keeps saying every Bob Ross painting was a place “they” have found and found bodies buried.

ramble about said coworker

Same coworker thinks NASA doesn’t know how to get back to the moon, and also he doesn’t see planes anymore unless it’s raining, and therefore planes have to be doing something to the weather. Through pointing to a plane literally in view, and a few prodding questions, I’ve figured out he means he doesn’t notice contrails in fair weather very often, only during times when rain is incoming and the various air qualities are perfect for contrail formation. Surprisingly he doesn’t believe in chemtrails spreading mind control spray! I could go on for awhile about the crazy shit this guy talks about…

Only the ones I’ve controlled in video games. My passive media heroes haven’t done shit! (I’ve never considered any real person one of my heroes)
David Bowie never committed genocide. He just made some questionable decisions while on coke.

Good thing we don’t have any then.

We killed them all a long time ago.