Hobbies: They’re great.

Great, now instead of just being bored, I get to manage three servers and two dozen public-facing services that I have to maintain for a growing number of users, along with the servers themselves, as any cog in this machine may break and burst into flames like a house of cards… and still be bored with the added stress.

Yaaaaay, hobbies…

You may have chosen the wrong one.

This hobby would be significantly better if it came with a six-figure salary