I have finally speared one of my beige whales! A IIgs!

It is in *horrific* condition.

I'm not even showing what the inside looks like.

Fun fact! The battery is intact!

@DosFox the battery innards were so disgusted of what was outside that they decided to stay in.
@DosFox anyway, so envious. Want one. Can't find one near here. And can't sell a kidney to buy one on eBay!

@hkz here's the thing. This is what parcelforce claimed was being returned to the sender!

I think they knew...