Sacred gay warriors even
Sacred gay warriors even

“ALPHA MALES” WHEN WHEN THEY’RE TOLD THEIR FANTASY SPARTAN ROLEMODELS WHERE DEFEATED BY A UNIT OF ELITE GAY WARRIORS
well, explaining jokes makes them more funny
so maybe they’ll appreciate me pointing this
this out
Where defeated?
There, defeated! There, castle!
There is more:
by Plutarch’s account, this included sexual violence by hēbōntes against paides,[2] while Xenophon says the relationships were widely but wrongly considered to be sexual.
all that tradition, destroyed by one innovation:
THE POWER BOTTOM
Rome came much later.
The mindset is actually still alive today. A lot of central and south american countries still have this mindset due to Portuguese and Spanish influence over the centuries. I watched a documentary years back talking about the history and origins of machismo in Latin culture.
HERE’S MY JOKE WHAT YOU THINK, GUYS?!
Here’s me explaining my joke in detail so you get it:
Wait until they find out about the Spartans.
OH DEAR
Bonus fact: there was a lot of homosexuality in the Spartan armies too.