Chippys_mittens

Men wanna be me, women wanna be with me.

https://lemmy.world/post/44038676

Mar 9 at 3:51pmWeb
Show threadamniotic druidMar 9
Ai slap
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
Ive had this pic on my phone since 2019.
Show threadrustydrdMar 9
It’s from Avatar: The Last Airbender: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iT4Dxuq7E7I (4:37)
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Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
Yes
Show threadMacMar 9
U’r AI
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
Sure, astoundingly incredible
Show threadMacMar 10
I was being facetious lol
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 10
Jokes on you, I dont even know what that means /s
Show threadhoshikarakitaridiaMar 9
Something about your apostrophe placement and abbreviation really pisses me off
Show threadMacMar 10
Me too, it’s repulsive.
But, your -> ur and therefore you’re -> u’r. I don’t make the rules.
Show threadRicky RigatoniMar 9
I’ll show you my PP slap
Show threadamniotic druidMar 9
Okay that would be pretty poggers actually
Show threadAxolotlMar 9
It’s not, please learn how to recognize them
Show threadamniotic druidMar 9
AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
Show threadPalmTreeIsBestTreeMar 9
It’s a screenshot from a real cartoon. We would downvote this post if it was actual slop.
Show threadayyyMar 10
It’s not very effective…
Show threadbigfishMar 9
If you’ve got your cute lil kid in that cart then the meme holds up
Show threadMacMar 9
Best in can do is a large bag of shredded cheese. That work?
Show threadtetris11Mar 9
If you ever have kids, never make a grilled cheese
Show threadBurntWitsMar 9
Username checks out.
Show threadYosmonkolMar 9
Show threadWindex007Mar 10

After overshooting and dinging the meat cooler, popping my 3 year old out of the cart and me squatting down to have a heart-to-heart:

“Look, buddy, I’m not blaming you. You’re still learning. We learn every day.

But the navigator is a crucial role here. I need you to to call out the distance and sharpness of the turns so that I as the driver can execute the maneuvers”

Him, nodding in agreement “Executing the maneuvers”

“That’s right buddy. We’ll work on it. What’s next on the list?”

“Beers for the boys”

“That’s right, buddy.”

Show threadbrown567Mar 10
I was gonna say, I do this with my toddler laughing his head off in the seat XD
Show threadGorkMar 9
That feeling when you luck out on a shopping cart with 4 fully-functioning wheels.
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
A rare delicacy
Show threaddanMar 10
I don’t understand why so many American shopping carts have back wheels that don’t turn. It’s weird. All four wheels turn on Australian shopping carts (or “trolleys” as we call them) so you have full 360 degree motion.
Show threadArt3misMar 10

wait… ALL the wheels turn? As in rotate and not roll? Thats wild.

In the US they are so paranoid about homeless people stealing carts, they have little strips in the parking lot that fully lock out the wheels if it goes too far from the store. Youre lucky to get a cart that rolls at all some days

Show threaddanMar 10
Yes! All the wheels turn! It’s nice.
Show threadArt3misMar 10
Thats it. Im moving to australia specifically for the the omnicart
Show threadEcho DotMar 11
Your American trolley skills are insufficient. You’ll be overwhelmed by it and just spin around in place.
Show threadArt3misMar 11
Thats okay, ill just be utilized as a renewable energy source
Show threadtoynbeeMar 11
They have it at IKEA and I think Costco as well. It’s fun but takes a very small amount of time to adjust.
Show threadlololaMar 9
“I think I can fix him”
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
You can
Show threadSuck_on_my_PresenceMar 9

Thank goodness I’m not the only weirdo that does this.

I was laughed at just recently for this.

Show threadChippys_mittensMar 9
Nah you’re a fucking beast, don’t let society stop you.
Show threadTrainguyromMar 10
A friend talked about getting weird looks once when doing this ok a shopping trip without the kids
Show threadebolapieMar 9
Getting that 50/50 weight distribution and going sideways around corners is so satisfying. Sometimes I bring my headphones and listen to eurobeat while timing myself.
Show threadNo_EponymMar 9
Show threadmacnielMar 9
Are you the drift king?
Show threaddiabetic_porcupineMar 9
I saw this dude walking around the grocery store today with his girlfriend and one look at him and I was like man this guy is a cuck. The way he was looking over his sunglasses just gave him an air of punchability that is nigh unquenchable. Anyway I realized what he was looking at was the big ass nerf gun set and when his lady friend realized she made a face like oh my god this guy can’t be serious. It’s the little things.
Show threaddavidhunMar 9
Make sure to make the bouncing off the rev limiter noises, too.
Show threadGates9Mar 9
Show threadSkyezOpenMar 10
Much better with heelys too. You can lift up the back wheels of the cart and go full initial d.
Show threadRooster326Mar 10
Pros know you can use the bottom bar.
Show threadOriginEnergySuxMar 10
I take this very seriously and supermarkets have been known to shut down entire aisles just for me to practice the circuit
Show threadhow_we_burnedMar 11

That would be such a cool map for a new go karting game

Super market trolley racer

Show threadobnomusMar 10
Real
Show threadParanoid FactoidMar 10
Show threadTomtitsMar 10
I hope you step on the rear wheels in order to steer then you’re coasting along
Show threadKarlMar 10
Happy cake day
Show threadTomtitsMar 10

Ah nice one, didn’t even realise!

Also, that year has fucking flown by

Show threadResistMar 10
I know this is a joke, but if You do this with a toddler in the cart, then it becomes all too real
Show threadf4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4Mar 15