I’m self pissed

I’m pissing

I’m pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

chases the elderly with feathers

Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

Ok now I’m pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!

Is this why you hate the internet?