NomNomMar 8

Dodge Ram truck is illegally parked on Bryant Ave S protected bikelane, Minneapolis.

https://feddit.uk/post/45530647

Show threadBarneyPiccoloMar 9
Set it on fire.
Show threadP1k1e
Apply a screwdriver to the rubber it floats around on
Mar 9 at 2:49pmWeb
Show threadBarneyPiccoloMar 9

Amateur hour.

Stick a BB in the valve stem caps. It will leak slowly, but surely, from all four tires, and it will take a while before they discover it.

Show threadTheHotzeMar 10
The only problem is, you want them to know it’s because they parked like a idiot.
Show threadFlashMobOfOneMar 10

For that, keep a gel deodorant stick in your bag. Apply gel to the door handles.

Also helpful if you forget to D.O. before work.