MuskyMelonUS E-6B Mercury Deployed Over the Gulf: America's Nuclear Insurance Amid the Iran Conflict
They can, but won’t…
The cruelty is a core tenet of conservatism.
DevolutionOnly in Soviet America.
Well only one country has ever used nukes in conflict and it wasn’t the Soviets.
But the Ruskies were master in dick waving.
LucidlethargyIt’s a mix of Soviet Ana Nazi America.
Pretty goddamn sure this is because Trump wants to be the first Wilddle Boy to let a Nuke off the chain since it’s inception. Iran doesn’t have any, and nobody in the field of conflict has any that could get here, so…
More likely Russia though.
If this thing goes down in the wrong place they will have a nuke.
This plane does not carry nukes.
Nuclear fallout is great for business. The resort they want to build will have glowing reviews.
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