A silly poll! 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

The old world is limping into retirement and the new one is struggling to get its shoes on, and in all of the faff a bunch of jobs have ceased to exist, including yours. Taking a brief break from the the potential existential horror implications of that, you’re sitting in a nice anarchist run centre for available work, and a nice lady has fanned a bunch of charmingly shoddy brochures in front of you. “What would you like to give a whirl at, love?”
Carefully, you ponder.

Birch bark backpack weaver
16.5%
Cat ladder structural engineer
28.6%
Sleepy time books out loud reader
32.1%
Toothpaste flavour consultant
1.3%
Wildflower seed pod picker
21.4%
Poll ended at .
@sinituulia While I would probably enjoy weaving birchbark baskets, I have OPINIONS about toothpaste! Like why is all of them fucking mint that makes my mouth burn?!  
We need more options!
@Gulleko I've tried a couple of ones for children, and while the banana and whatever are not as strong, they're still quite artificial. 🤔
@sinituulia I managed to find an unflavoured and non-foamy one (TePe Pure Toothpaste) that I could order from an online pharmacy, and for the first time in my life brushing my teeth isn't actively unpleasant.