Beutelbert

Centaurs are not evil creatures, but you'll need to know how to deal with them.

While a female led herd will act mostly reasonable, Centaurs are known to be short tempered. Regular horses flight response is turned into agression in them. A wrong placed word will turn a male led group into a mob of raging forest assholes.

Centaurs love competition, if someone wins a contest against the group leader they will be very impressed and willing to do a favour. They prefere running (for obvious reasons), throwing big rocks (because they throw from a higher position than humans it's hard to beat them) and playing flute.

Centaurs have prejudices against humans, because they lived in the planes not in the forests before humans displaced them.

Mar 9 at 9:33amWeb
Show threadErikMar 9
@Beutelbert centaurs are generally dicks in my limited experience 😂
Show threadBeutelbertMar 9

@erikcats Cheiron is probably the only exeption :D

Edit: Chiron in english sorry

Show threadErikMar 9
@Beutelbert i accept because is cloggies call him that too
Show threadBeutelbertMar 9
@erikcats cloggies - didn't hear that before :D
I see both is ok in english however ^^
Show threadErikMar 9
@Beutelbert Tulip munchers? Windmill-lickers? Canal-divers? Weed traders?
Show threadBeutelbertMar 9
@erikcats :D big shop window like openings into their livingroom builders? Or is that primarily a Limburg thing?
Show threadErikMar 9
@Beutelbert nope my house has that too lol
Show threadBeutelbertMar 9

@erikcats i lived there when i was a teenager. The window was strange for me, the whole time :D

Didn't know people are licking those wimdmills... Maybe because there aren't many of them around Brunssum :P

Show threadErikMar 9
@Beutelbert we do it when foreigners aren't looking😂