Big difference

I’m a cat person who appreciates dogs, and this is spot on. Cats may demand food, but you can wait out a tantrum.

The fear of having to potentially clean up an accidental means I’m up no matter what if the dogs are waking me up. I don’t like cleaning up these messes, and the dogs actively look like they feel bad watching me do it. We’re all having a bad time.

I’d much rather have a sleepy, half-hearted argument with my cats than worry I’m depriving one of the dogs of going outside if they’re having an emergency. Apples to oranges.

“I appreciate dogs BUT I’ve imagined the worst dog and an idealized cat for my examples”

If I don’t wake up at 6 to let my dog out, he just…waits. If I’m stuck at work an extra couple hours, I don’t fear finding crap on the floor because dogs can hold it

I can sleep in like 5 extra hours before my dog gets up off his couch about it.
Yeah, they’re not birds. They don’t just go the instant they get the urge to lol