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Jesus hates small business šŸ˜­

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1856740/jesus-hates-small-business

Mar 9 at 2:21amWeb
Show threadPugJesusMar 9

Explanation: In the New Testament, the central religious figure of Jesus Christ at one point drives merchants and moneylenders out of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem.

This proves that he was a dangerous anti-Roman terrorist and deserved what he got

Show threadEltingMar 9
This shit is actually why jesus is so based.
Show threadPugJesusMar 9
Yes Centurion, this rebel right here
Show threadTachyonTeleMar 9
Good lord!
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 9
Donā€™t let anyone tell you that knocking mfers upside the head and flipping tables isnā€™t part of the ā€œwwjdā€ handbook!
Show threaddeathmetal27Mar 9
I personally interpret this event as a criticism against the commercialisation of religion a la megachurches and filthy rich pastors.
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 9
Which is exactly how you should interpret it! Letā€™s ball!
Show threaddeathmetal27Mar 9
I think if Jesus was around today heā€™d go full nucleur Gandhi on all the churches.
Show threadGeoblokeMar 9
We all need a little overflow in our lives
Show threadZombieMar 9

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

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Show threadFuglyDuckMar 9
Iā€™ve always rather assumed Jesus had a cheesy as grin and his hand out,
Show threaddeathmetal27Mar 9
TBH I really envy the monks who have taken up a life of asceticism. Those dudes are truly hardcore.