I get the goofiest ads on meta platforms.

I saw a place advertising a $450 bible as a buy it for life item. Nice leather, nice additions and illustrations.

I, uh, I have $30 bibles that have done 10 years of hard service and are no worse for the wear. You know the most delicate part of all the bibles I own, including this “forever bible?” The pages. The pages are still bible paper.

I used to balk at a $100 real leather bible but good night…