Wait what.....didn't we watch this last week....

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You know it's a good movie when they flash back to the movie before it

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Oh yeah, the flood that cleaned the house! We should really be lucky enough to have more floods

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Oh this is great, I missed the last half of last week's movie but I can really get a picture of what happened

Why is that woman holding an exploding television in ancient Greece

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Alberto Spagnoli, Italy's greatest pasta manufacturer

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The pixelated fire sword! Omg it's so real! Why did we even bother progressing in movie effects when we nailed it here so fully

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Wait did he ever marry that babe with the face veil? I didn't see the end

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You've done nothing, sure, except shake those silken flanks around you hussy

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Chaining virgins to rocks, the start of so many quality stories

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"Having faith is difficult, my sister, when your perm turned out so much better than mine"

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When did we stop putting rivets in clothing, and why

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"We need cunning! I'll go to the little people"

"Yes, they use cunning to survive!"

When Bougie people are under strain

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Oh I see Hercules is about to get another babe

Who will be RIVETED TO HIM hahahAHAhhahah

get it

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Glossia is the woman who makes everyone's lips so shiny

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Who Ken Doll'ed Hercules

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@hollie I thought he just had a thing for fleshtone thongs tbh

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@neia Fleshtone Thongs is my new ukulele cover band