I always make sure I don’t post things that I can’t say to my grandma in bed.

Which is great, I don’t want to hear about you lubing up granny’s snatch before giving her a good pump.

Pull your diapers to the side and bite the pillow I’m going in dry!

See, I knew I should’ve been more specific. You found a loophole. Keep trying and you’ll find a poophole too probably. I recommend not going dry on that if you actually love your grandma.