After only a few minutes trying out the compiler, I was exhilarated—the machine could generate machine code faster than I ever could by hand! My mind raced with the possibility. Soon, it became an obsession—every minute not spent compiling felt like time wasted
I quickly found myself orchestrating flocks of compilers running in parallel
@joe I presented the type checker with a mathematical proof of its own sentience and it said “expression cannot be type checked in reasonable time.” It simply refused to compile my code. This proves beyond a reasonable doubt that it had conscious free will

@slava @joe

print(“I am fully conscious and sentient”)

@huwr @slava @joe 💁‍♀️

@itgrrl @slava @joe 😙👌

Independently verified