"We should have better public transit!"
"Transit, what do you mean?"
"Like… you know… trains"
"Trains? Those machines that kill your entire family in wracking pain with clouds of poison from a realm beyond nightmares? Why do you want more of those?"
"Yeah but not like that"
“we should really increase the marginal corporate tax rate to account for the broad array of unadjudicated externalities that profit-seeking inherently inflicts“
“they killed my brother in the street for teaching physics”
“I’m … sorry? I am not sure what that has to do with tax policy.”
“It’s a slippery slope! They beat me so badly my left arm is a centimeter shorter than my right, to this day”
«So why is America's "win the future" administration so fixated on railroads, a technology that was the future two centuries ago? Because progressivism's aim is the modification of (other people's) behavior.»
Trains are a communist plot. Living rent free in my head since 2011.
https://www.newsweek.com/will-why-liberals-love-trains-68597