ZILtoid1991

Hideo Kojima rules, AI doesn't

https://lemmy.world/post/43997098

Mar 8 at 3:27pmWeb
Show threadnotsosureMar 8
That’s why I use Le Chat from Mistral.
Show threadboonhetMar 8
Ah yes, the cat.
Show threadgrueMar 8
Chat, j’ai peté
Show threadmaria [she/her]Mar 8

pfffffffff le chat 🇫🇷🥖🥐🐸 >v<

… its a fine chatbot with plenty functionality, i just… i can’t take em seriously with that name >//v//<

Show threadred_tomatoMar 8
Naming the fat guy ”Fatman” is peak Kojima genius
Show threadQuetzalcutlassMar 8
Hey now, he was a fat guy who also loved bombs.
Show threadQueenMidnaMar 8
MY SOUL
Show threadDiplomjodlerMar 8
That explains a lot.
Show threadStarvingMartistMar 8
Tbf, they officially removed the “dont be evil” line from their motto a while back
Show threadZILtoid1991Mar 8

That’s also like out from some Kojima Production.

What? You removed “Don’t be evil” as your motto?

Nice observation Mr. Snake! We do everything for profit, and it turns out good deeds are not exactly profitable. They even tried to punish us for our good deeds like when combated misinformation, only for those suits wanting to stop our efforts with AI. They’ve literally killed people by slowing down AI development, thus making its discoveries postponed!

What are you talking about?

Anyone who opposes AI development in any way is a murderer! You’re a murderer, snake! PREPARE TO DIE! jumps into Google Metal Gear

Show threadMJKee9Mar 8
When is this game coming out? Sounds sick!
Show threadZILtoid1991Mar 8
I unfortunately don’t have access to the Metal Gear franchise, but I’m planning on making a 2D Metal Gear clone, but with twin stick controls, and also vampires - yes, I played Boktai, but this time you’re also a vampire.
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 8
Blade meets crimsonlands! I’m here for that type of shit!
Show threadYiddishMcSquidishMar 8
Strong sensor Armstrong vibes.
Show threadstringereMar 8
Meta Gear already exists…
Show threadcobysevMar 8
That’s Google for ya! Their motto was, “Don’t be evil.” That was the two original founders’ motto, which was silently changed sometime after the company was sold.
Show threadPurpleCloudsMar 8
… and replaced it with “do the right thing”.
Show threadForeverComicalMar 8
One of them feels more like an order than a motto.
Show threadSimulation6Mar 8
Gemini is twins. Janus was two faced. Wait, I was supposed to begin with actually.
Show threadmacnielMar 8
Jaaaaaanus!
Show threadGorkMar 8
If this plot is written by Hideo Kojima, it’s no wonder I have no idea what’s going on all the time.
Show threadmercMar 8
Also, every AI company logo looks like a butthole. Kojima did that too, right?
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?

A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence tells us about branding in tech.

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Show threadBleatingZombieMar 8
Oh, absolutely
Show threadZombiFrancisMar 8
Johnny Sasaki. All the way down.
Show threadApyteleMar 9
Now I wanna make an art series of each logo pasted onto the back end of a cat generated by their generative image model.
Show threadHaaveilijaMar 9
Mistral’s “Le Chat” has entered the chat
Show threadSaharaMaleikuhmMar 8
Holy shit, that is hilarious. It actually fits so well. Just one small problem. In Kojima games the good guy usually wins, right?
Show threadQuetzalcutlassMar 8
They usually win against the obvious villain, only for it to be revealed they were an unwitting patsy for an even worse villain the entire time.
Show threadFosterMolassesMar 9
Noooooooooo
Show threadTheEighthDoctorMar 9
❗
Show threadSkunkWorkzMar 9
Is this why these people just ramble on when they talk? They just spew nonsense technobabble constantly. Again like every Kojima story too much exposition.
Show threadFosterMolassesMar 9
Giving credence to the simulation theory lol