One of the last methane-powered cows.
Most cows are all electric now.
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Cow: What is that crazy person is doing over there?
@Natasha_Jay Wait... No, I don't want to know where the recharge plug is.
@Natasha_Jay But do electric cows dream of electric sheep?
@the_wub @Natasha_Jay why would non-electric cows dream of non-electric sheep? It's like a dog dreaming of a beaver...

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They routinely start forest fires.

Isso Γ© verdade, @Vitu?
@cadusilva se tΓ‘ na internet Γ© real!
@Natasha_Jay At least this cow supports England!
@Natasha_Jay this cow needs retrofitting
@Natasha_Jay these are the toots that the Fedi is built on
@Natasha_Jay Law of Inverse Proportion: feed that calf seaweed, for better future burping.
@Natasha_Jay don't park your livestock next to a cybercow.
@Natasha_Jay ooh! I’m telling @lowqualityfacts!! 🀭

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Questionable progress, though. Milkers have merely exchanged singed eyebrows for tasered fingers.

@Natasha_Jay extremely swag cow
@Natasha_Jay wow that was close. What you're seeing is just the pilot light. That's the predatory flambΓ© cow. Only known animal that cooks its pray. Fortunately they have poor eyesight, truely a luck escape for the photographer. . .