day in the life of a microsoft exec: wake up and tell copilot to brush my teeth and make my breakfast. drive my tesla into work and immediately make my subordinates put 50% more ads in the start menu. give $100m of my own money to the military. destroy all good trackpads with a hammer. replace a few more win32 dialogs with winui replacements that take 10 seconds to start up. go home and shit my pants and then go to sleep