Recently I picked up a new entertainment of checking reviews of audio equipment stores on local amazon

Cue Children of Omnissiah

One of the reviews was from a woman who ordered a microphone, an XLR to 3.5mm cable, an apple type c headphone dongle, plugged all that into car charger and complained that it did not turn her car into karaoke.

Another from a guy with a couple of active speakers who bought an insert cable, so he had to put one of the speakers sideways on top of another to make it reach the ports. Rated 5 stars.

Another picked old soviet DIN5 to 3.5mm cable, jammed it into MIDI OUT port on his digital piano and the other end into line in on his pc soundcard…