๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8

How to summon a wolf: a tutorial

You will need:
- a piece of paper
- a pen or pencil

(The pencil does not need to be as beaten up as the one pictured.)

Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
Step 1: draw a pentagram with two points up:
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Step 2: Add
- eyes
- snoot
- tufts of fur

Write "awoo!" beneath.

Mar 8 at 11:40amWeb
Show threadOzzelot Mar 8
@kondziu that's a good wolf
Show threadOzzelot Mar 8
@kondziu
Can confirm, it works
Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
@ozzelot I hope it doesn't bite anyone when you hand in that form >.<
Show threadOzzelot Mar 8
@kondziu it's a package pickup form that i only have because i already picked up that package without the form :D (you can do that, they id you by your id card... which sucks in concept but at least i get to draw a wolf)
Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
@ozzelot Aren't you worried that you will submit the form accidentally at a later time, and they will give you another copy of the package, and then causality will break down?
Show threadOzzelot Mar 8

@kondziu i think they safeguard against it

but i can test

Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
@ozzelot Wait, let me put on my helmet first.
Show threadpmjv s klapkami na oฤรญchMar 8
ฤeskรก poลกta truly is incredibly advanced!

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Show threadOzzelot Mar 8
@pmjv you get a wolf if you draw it
Show threadkabel42Mar 8
@kondziu even works in dark mode
Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
@kabel42 that is a wolf who is ready to rave
Show threadRoamin' ChemicalsMar 8
@kondziu Help I keep summoning a fox instead
Show thread๐Ÿน๐Ÿ”œ๐Ÿน+ฮตMar 8
@roaminchemicals You need a pointier snoot. Try sharpening your pencil.
Show threadViolet/MultiMar 11
@kondziu awoo!!