I wanna live in a world where all right-wing conspiracy theories are true.

Climate change isn't real?
Billionaires are paying people to beat up nazis?
White people are disappearing?
Joe Biden is gonna institute communism in the US?
There's a whole world filled with lemurs, dinosaurs and giants inside the hollow earth?

That sounds wonderful actually, sign me the fuck up

@schratze what about the left-wing conspiracy me and someone else made up of jfk having assassinated his own body double and went on to become a supersoldier who double-crossed the CIA
@schratze wait, are we living on the outside or the inside of the hollow earth?

@jollysea depends on who you ask, but most people say we're living on the outside

Or at least on the surface of the disk

@schratze I've long maintained the best argument against Republicanism is their own arguments in favor